A Little Birdy Told Me.

I think parents should consider the nicknames they give their kids ...

I had a friend in school who was called Birdy. I think mainly because she was tiny and had big eyes, a pointy nose and liked to eat worms.

I could be wrong.

As a baby it might sound kind of cute and you can explain the eating disorder but as a kid in school, when all the other children use the excuse "a little birdy told me" ...well ... there is a reason those birds walk like they have a sore ass ....

SKIN: Dream Ink SF Rachel D - 15
HAIR: ::COOL BEANS:: Alyssa Hair Caramel (closed)
EYES: ! FASHISM 'Sunrise' Eyes - Rose Pale
LASHES: MIASNOW Eyelashes - FANTASY CURLS
JEWELLERY: Addiction Radiance Pearl
DRESS: (SELDOM BLUE) DAVINA GOWN RED SPECIAL OFFER!
SHOES: Aleida Kampala Stiletto (closed for maintenance)
POSES: Cheerno

The Honeymoon Phase.

I asked my hubby this morning if he thought, after 11 years of marriage that the honeymoon was over.

I only asked because he did not hand me a love poem with my bed in breakfast and the cut out toast hearts looked like he had not really been paying attention and thinking of me when he did them. I mean I think romance is really important and if he felt he was slipping I was willing to enroll him in remedial romance training.

I just think he needs to try a little harder ... some of his love songs have not been as nicely phrased as they were in the beginning and I definitely think the quality of the gifts has deteriorated.

I found a woman named Bertha who takes men on for training. I just have to get him a black latex body sock and a leash and she said she can start right away. Valentines Day this year should be much better!

SKIN: AKERUKA Lisa skin mk 6 Tattoo Natural
HAIR: Alli&Ali Keiko Hair Black
EYES: ! FASHISM 'Sunrise' Eyes - Caribbean Blue
LASHES: SIlhouette Lashes Babydoll (no longer available)
OUTFIT: Elektra by Sonatta Morales *8*
JEWELLERY: Donna Flora AURORA gold

Lisa

What I like most about this selection, beyond the fact that the skins are beautiful, is that you buy the basic skin tone you want, which comes with all the usual choices AND your lipsticks and then you purchase the make-ups you want - NOT a whole other skin, just the make-ups ... meaning that these skins, are much more affordable and people who normally cannot afford a fatpack - will be able to indulge!!

Akeruka

Leaving On A Jet Train.

Trains are new to me ... in Canada we use trains mainly for cattle and grain. Here in Australia they use it for people.

So we sometimes take the train into Brisbane and we have taken it on other trips across the country. I actually don't mind travelling by train ...

I just kind of miss the cows ....

SKIN: [[Mozz]] Ruby Skin - Caramel
HAIR: Vanity Hair::So Quiet-reds
EYES: ! FASHISM 'Sunrise' Eyes - Clover Green Pale
LASHES: Amacci ~ Prim Lashes "Allure"
EARRINGS: A&A Panama
OUTFIT: aDiva couture Chastity Coat Outfit
BOOTS: FUSSY Black Stilettos - Vinyl Cafe
SUITCASE POSES: BAFFLE

It Helps To Be Resourceful.

Growing up on the farm we were not close to any 7-11's so we had to improvise. Of course, on a farm, any improvisation included livestock.

So when we wanted candy we could saddle up the horses, grab some costumes and ride around the countryside stopping at all the farm houses and knocking on the doors yelling "TRICK OR TREAT." Did you know that when people are stunned, and when you have more than one person and a couple of horses acting like asking for Halloween Treats in the middle of summer is completely normal, people tend to go along with it?? No-one likes to be outnumbered .... not even the sane, amongst the insane.

We scored more candy that way ...

Of course it does not translate as well here in Australia. Hubby keeps hiding my costumes and the neighbours all have firearms that they keep near the front door...

SKIN: Lion Skins Moore 14 (store closed at moment)
EYES: ! FASHISM 'Sunrise' Eyes - Caribbean Blue
LASHES: Amacci ~ Prim Lashes "Allure"
TATTOO: [White~Widow - Face Tattoo] Bat Mask
JEWELLERY: [alaMood] Nightlife Diamond Ensemble *Plat*
DRESS: GCD - Nyx Gown

The Life of A Magazine Layout Woman.

I got up this morning and put on my prettiest lingerie and laid down on the settee with my box of bonbons and some champagne and some fashion magazines and my husband had the nerve to some in all sweaty from working in the yard and ask me what I thought I was doing.

I tried ignoring him but he stood there all dripping and everything so I pointed to a fashion layout in the magazine of exquisite lingerie and asked, "Isn't it obvious?? I'm working. You can't possibly think these women just showed up and laid down on these couches and snap snap they took the pictures and that was it can you? I mean there are rehearsals and fine tuning... fashion lay-out is a real art. I may have to be here all day until I get it right you know ..."

I think he finally understood ...he went away. I could tell by the way he slammed the door that he was not going to be back for awhile. He thinks I have the lines between me and my avatar blurred and he has told me he just doesn't see it. I don't know how many times I have to tell him it helps if he takes his glasses off.

SKIN: *JeSyLiLO*:::Lazy Sunday:::*TanSkin*12
HAIR: Pomme d' Amour / POM POM GIRL hair
EYES: ! FASHISM 'Sunrise' Eyes - Clover Green Pale
LASHES: Amacci ~ Prim Lashes "Allure"
LINGERIE: RAD Exotica
CHAIR: LA Industries

Laughing ...It's A Mating Call?

According to experts only women refer to the men in glowing terms of "and he makes me laugh." Men seldom, if ever, see this an asset worth explaining to other men about their love interest.

Evidently mother nature gave men humour to impress us women and have one more tool in their arsenal to date and mate because we all know that is THE goal in life and try as men might, even in a suit instead of a saber tooth tiger draped fur, they cannot escape their basic drives. This is just a scientific way for explaining that men are always thinking about sex and not intended to be funny - science is never funny.

Men were given humour they say, because we have other things to entice the opposite sex with - like boobs. They are intimating that women are not funny. Women cannot have both humour and boobs because that would not be fair.

So I guess I have to give one of those up ... where do I put used boobs?

SKIN: *BIRTH* Abi Skin Milky Tone Fatpack
HAIR: ALLI & ALI Joy Hair Dark Copper
EYES: ! FASHISM 'Sunrise' Eyes - Caribbean Blue
LASHES: Amacci ~ Prim Lashes "Allure"
JEWELLERY: Addiction Emerald Cascading Swirl Set
GOWN: SAS - Atteris SpringGreen