Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Ode To The Lowly Ostrich and what it means to me (wiping a tear from the corner of my eye)





Oh the little Ostrich that gave its ass for me
so I could prance and dance around as naked as can be
without the lowly Ostrich and its lovely gift
I would be in jail right now sitting next to Biff
When I was 3 I could run naked and people thought it cute
but now I'm over 30, people just aim their guns and shoot
so I have to have a fan you see to hide the naughty bits
oh not those ones ... I mean the wrinkles . particularly where I sit.

Risk City
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