Monday, February 15, 2010
Running with Scissors ...
Running with scissors ... lets discuss ....
Sometimes as an adult .. I have put a pair of scissors in my purse and run with them ... just because I like the satisfaction of getting to the airport and getting on the plane and not getting caught and then when everyone talks about their ariport security nightmares and how their tube of $50,000 lipstick was confiscated because they could use it to draw a bulls-eye on someone and then hook up with their terrorist partner and fashion a gun out of elastics I can tell them how I got on the plane with scissors cause I look sooooo innocent ....but I am not ... I am a hardened criminal ... I ran with scissors for crying out loud ....
And then I usually surrender to my mom and confess everything within a couple of days ... life on the lamb is just no way to live .....
PANTS : Ingenue
BRACELET: A Touch Of Ireland
EARRINGS: Ear Candy