Monday, May 10, 2010
The Crooked Ways of The Crooked House ...
I am not sure parents are actually qualified to .. um .. parent ...
I mean think about it ...
First they give you the whole crooked intro:
There Was a Crooked Man
There was a crooked man,
And he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence
Upon a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat,
Which* caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house.
My intro was reinforced with cookies and milk, binky the bunny, and my blankey, all done in a pastel coloured room with soft music ....
I totally bought into the love of the crooked man ....
Then you hit puberty and "crooked men" takes on a whole new meaning and forget going to his house cause the whole "cat" thing is just a trick he uses to get you into his "crooked van."
Is it any wonder we are all so damaged???
HAIR: Dernier Cri
DRESS: LP Designs
JACKET: Little Fish
LEGGINGS: LP Designs
NECKLACE: JD Designs
BRACELET: Pacadi Jasha (closed)