Monday, May 10, 2010

The Crooked Ways of The Crooked House ...

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I am not sure parents are actually qualified to .. um .. parent ...

I mean think about it ...

First they give you the whole crooked intro:

There Was a Crooked Man
There was a crooked man,
And he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence
Upon a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat,
Which* caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house.

My intro was reinforced with cookies and milk, binky the bunny, and my blankey, all done in a pastel coloured room with soft music ....

I totally bought into the love of the crooked man ....

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Then you hit puberty and "crooked men" takes on a whole new meaning and forget going to his house cause the whole "cat" thing is just a trick he uses to get you into his "crooked van."

Is it any wonder we are all so damaged???

SKIN: GARAGE
LASHES: E'Dior
HAIR: Dernier Cri
DRESS: LP Designs
JACKET: Little Fish
LEGGINGS: LP Designs
BOOTS: LaRosa
HAT: Perturbation
NECKLACE: JD Designs
BRACELET: Pacadi Jasha (closed)
GLOVES: LC
POSES: Hopscotch
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