Friday, July 2, 2010

Maxi Dresses


During the 70's they got really lazy what with all the drugs and everything and so they stopped bothering with cumbersome fashion terms and just resorted to talking about everything by its length and shape .. maxi's, mini's, midi's ....bell bottoms .. etc.


That is because, with enough drugs in you, you are limited to being able to only identify simple shapes and differing lengths like Big and Little (think sesame street - the people you are with strangely resemble kermit, miss piggy and oscar ... and you are dating one or more of them at the same time ...) You can only deal with simple concepts .. near - far, loud - quiet ....


It also made it easier when you woke up on the floor naked to point and grunt out one word when the police came to get you and need something to cover you up with...

"Maxi ..."

See necessity is the mother of all creation .. even in fashion ...

SKIN: Just Me
HAIR: Beautiful Dirty Rich
LASHES: Silhouette
SHOES: Heart and Sole
DRESS: Gangked
POSES: Everglow
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