Saturday, September 11, 2010

Head Bands

stb1

I wonder about how things got started sometimes. Like take head bands for instance. Did they start with native people tying their hair down with bits of leather to keep it out of their eyes, or maybe wrapping some material around to keep the sweat out of their eyes? Cause we already had ponytails to get it out of their face and hats to keep it from blowing around .. so why why why?

stb2

Oh wait I know ... one day the fashion people sat down and said ... "pain .. we need more pain" and so they said .. "ok ... lets go for that sensitive bit on the bone just behind the ears" ... and they came up with a bit of plastic with rows of sharp little teeth and formed the plastic so that the most pressure on the whole thing was exactly on that bone.

This lead to now being able to walk down any street and seeing women, bravely wearing their headbands with that sort of cross eyed throbbing eyeball syndrome ... from the pain .....

We sell them in racks in stores and we don't even have to put up a BDSM sign ... no folks this is a sure sign that BDSM is creeping into mainstream .....and we should all grab our children and run ....

stb3

What's even more disturbing than the fact these things were made ... is the fact we then wear them ....

I think this is EXACTLY the thing that prompted Einstein to insist that the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results ....

Excuse me .. I need to go take my headband off .. killer headache .. no idea why ...

SKIN: TIK TOK
HAIR: Glam Affair
LASHES: Glow
DRESS: Sugarcube
EARRINGS: aDiva
SHOES: Heart & Sole
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