Saturday, November 20, 2010
Stop In The Name of Love.
I have found a realllly effective way of dealing with teens. First remove all weapons that they can use on you .. knives, guns, staplers, old shoes, rolled up newspapers.
Now next time your teen starts to mouth you off .. you and your hubby cue the music, rip off your velcro outfits and stand their resplendent in sequins ... he in a thong, budgie smugglers and bare chested, waxed and a nipple ring, and you in sparkle hose, high heels, a high cut on the thigh, low cut on the breasts (NO BRA) shimmering, fringed, spandex number. You immediately go into your routine containing high leg kicks (well as high as your leg goes anyway) grabbing your crotch, girating your hips both individually and towards one another ... passion people .. ,.this is it .. this is HAMMER TIME!!!! You look at your teen straight in the eyes and start the syncronized routine ....
STOP IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOOOOOOVE .... BEFORE YOU GO TO FAR .... THINK IT OVV OVVV ER .......
(It really really works .. trust me .. you can practice at the office .. get one of your employees to play the crabby teen and another to help with the music .. this is pure awesomesauce ... teens actually stop and stand there with their mouths open which gives you time to call the police, pack their belongings, or lock the doors .. depending on your desired outcome. For really special impact .. do it in the mall or at church next sunday .... I swear .. problem teen becomes compliant, well behaved, shell shocked teen)
HAIR: Paper Couture
TOP: Dawn Carpool
PANTS: Spirit Store
EARRINGS: G Sloane Couture
POSES: Sunflower Poses