Thursday, November 18, 2010
When Life makes you feel like a Rock Star.
Don't you love it when you feel like a Rock Star? You have one of those days when everything goes right and it is magic ... well you know you don't have to wait for those days .. be in charge of your own life .. seize the moment .. make it happen.
All you need is some music ... crank it.... Slip into the boss's washroom (living dangerously is part of the rocker lifestyle man) and smoke a quick joint and slip into some spandex. (just make sure you do the spandex first THEN the joint cause sometimes after the joint you forget the spandex and nudity is another fantasy for another day and does not always translate well to the office).
Walk through the office frequently kneeling on one knee and holding your hands out in the air announcing "Superstarrrrrrr" and then hiss into your hands loudly so it sounds like a crows roaring .. go ahead try it now .. cool huh? I bet everyone is looking at you now right? Refuse to sign autographs.
Find bird, bite head, spit out ...
Get back to your desk and stand on it, swivel hips and holding the stapler, lip sync along to the song .. unless it is something by Anne Murray - then you should sit down and wait it out. (Although Anne Murray is a rock legend in Canada .. it is a cultural thing and other people may not get her vibe).
more pics here.
Have your co workers gather round and throw underwear at you and make a mosh pit. Have them mosh ... exuberantly. MOSH MOSH MOSH. SEEEEE!!!
I have my hubby doing that for me right now .... except I asked him to put his underwear back on .. only cause I can hear the sirens and I know the neighbours called the police again and the last time the police showed up and we answered the door naked ... it didn't go so well ...
(yes this was how I learned the lesson to put spandex on first and smoke joint second ...)
OUTFIT: G Sloane Couture
SHOES: Baby Monkey