Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Best Part About SL.


SL is like the best of everything ... you get to wear impossible shoes and clothing without any of the worry of deformed feet or crying on the inside as you strut the street refusing to die, to be put down ....68 years old and still able to wear killer heels, blue mascara and a bandaid top. (not with your children's approval or anything .. but you can ...)


In SL you can do anything ... attach nipples, vaginas, penises .. anything you want and just put them away when you are done.


No worry about chains turning your skin black or pinching sensitive nipples - unless you are into that kind of thing ... and worried that your who-who might be exposed under that skirt and you end up like poor Britney ...

No need ... it is kinda like childbirth .. you go in to that first exam delicately holding the sheet tightly over yourself feeling self conscious and by the time you hit 83 hours of labour and enough pain meds ... bring on the Japanese tour bus ..bring on the wine tasting maxi vans .... who cares ...

In SL finish a couple of LL's TP'S where you stand amongst strangers with nothing rezzed but your who-who and hey ... you get over it. Besides .. as a friend so nicely pointed out the other day ... very few women in SL even wear panties .. she knows because she is the official panty checker. (I carry 3 pairs in my pocket at all times now ... damn that girl is everywhere...)

HAIR: Lollipopz
LASHES: Amacci
EYES: Fashism
JEWELLERY: Ticky Tacky
OUTFIT: Grafitti Wear
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