Saturday, June 11, 2011
Just Like Trinny and Susannah.
It am just like Trinny and Suzannah only less of me and I don't grab everyone's boobs pretending to be bra measuring ... sometimes I wish those two would just come out and get it over with .. but anyway I go around trying to share my beautiful fashionistadom with people.
I carry a pic of Bliss with me that folds out life size and I tell them to look at her ... not at me .. and then I do things like go up to old ladies and braid their purple hair and give them kind of a mohawk look on top.
Then I roll up their synthetic stretch pants and clothes pin them to capri length and insist they wear some killer heels. They look incredible by the time I am finished.
The crowd that gathers "oohs" and "awwww's"....
And not just because they usually fall over, either...
SKIN: Dream Ink
PANTS: Ladies Who Lunch
LOCATION: La Perla