Wednesday, July 6, 2011
All Is Not Fair.
I think it is cruel to take a child to "the fair" because the poor little darling goes there thinking that everyone will get treated "fairly."
They soon learn that you have to stand in lines where people shove you out of the way when you are just about to get on the pretty princess pony and you have to ride the brown chipped 'farm horse' who doesn't even have a freaking bow in it's mane. You learn not everyone's parents limits sweets and the kids with the big candy floss stands there stuffing their face while making faces at you and you are not allowed to push her face into her floss and dump her 4th soft drink over her head.
That is why I like the Calgary Stampede - now that is truth in advertising. Get your protective gear on, put on some spurs ... learn how to use them and GET RRRREADDDY TO RUMMMMMBLE .... what child cannot relate to that???
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