Saturday, July 16, 2011

Truth in Advertising.


I think that there should be truth in advertising.


They should have to tell you that in order for that girl to run barefoot across the apple orchard into the arms of her waiting - not missing teeth, not sweaty and dirty, not dressed in mismatched plaid, denim and no-idea-what-the-heck-that-is pattern ...GUY .. her feet are not baby soft delicate little birds that he fondles while they nuzzle amongst the apple blossoms.

Nope ... they are tough as nail, leathered weapons that could sand paper an entire wardrobe into perfection, that could walk across broken glass and smash it into dust, that could walk across hot coals and yawn. The barefoot farm girl is a site to behold mainly because she is unencumbered by the need for shoes or the time it takes to put them on.


OH .. she is also unecumbered by the non missing teeth guy ... and she has the added burden of being almost deaf from the first couple of times she accidentally brushes her foot up against her husband in bed ...

She is also the podiatrists worst nightmare.

SKIN: League
HAIR: Head Mistress
EYES: Fashism
LASHES: Damned
JEWELLERY: Addiction
DRESS: Les Petit Details
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