I played a lot of basketball and I always wondered at the lack of creativity shown by the cheerleaders .. you know "Mary Mary she's our man, if she can't do it no-one can?" Except Mary was not a man. Jocks are not big into sexist arguments.
I tried to get them to try rhyming it to the name but you can see the problem .. Bliss/Kiss??? Mary/Fairy??
So then I started a movement to get people to think about these things when naming their little girls. I just shoved over the pro-life demonstrators and got a bull horn and started screaming at expectant moms as they wheeled them in ... "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER A DECENT BASKETBALL NAME. "