Saturday, September 10, 2011

Lemon Juice and Shaving.

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Did you know that lemon on a freshly shaved face hurts like heck?

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Me neither BUT when you are right in the middle of a discussion at the dinner table and you are tolerating the ramblings of your stupid brother because the family counselor said that we have two ears and one mouth and we are supposed to listen twice as much as we talk and even though I said that was stupid on account of I have two hands too, did you want me to hit twice as much as I talk? and then he wrote out the prescription for valium and handed it to my grandmother ... I had agreed to try it. SO I was letting him blah blah blah ....

And then ... he reached for some lemon for his fish and he squeezed it and some of it hit him in the face and he stood up screaming, holding his cheeks and it was soooo funny .....

Mainly because before dinner Aardvark was demanding to know who had been playing with his razor, he had cut himself and someone had used it and the Biffster swore it was NOT him ...

And Aardvark believed him .. because why does an 11 year old smooth face mama's boy need to shave anyway ....

Big mistake ....need had nothing to do with it. Biff had caved to peer pressure, to wanting to grow up too fast, to needing to explore the trappings of the doorway to manhood ....

Yup ... he had tried to shave and in the process that damaged the razor ....and lemon juice never lies .... as he stood screaming and exposed .. .partly because of the sting of the lemon juice and partly because of the sting of Mr. Belt which was going to follow the fish course .....

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I was so grateful that my newly shaved and nicked legs were hidden under a long skirt, under the table, miles away from lemon anything ....

SKIN: LAQ
HAIR: CaTwa
LASHES: Damned
EYES: Fashism
OUTFIT: Grafitti Wear
PURSE: Addict
POSES: BeBo
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