I was never quite sure why everyone always wanted to try and cuddle "bears" of all things ...
I mean trying to dress them in cute little clothes and make out like they were dolls ... what was up with that? I think it was probably some kind of bear conspiracy to lure lunch stupid people into the woods. While you are busy trying to be all cuddly, the bear is occupied dreaming of ways he is going to rip your limbs apart.
Kind of like how the farmer tries to give the chicken a cuddle, tucking the chicken under his arm, picking up the hatchet and offering a steamy bath .... only in a more realistic, not dressed in ballerina or yodeling outfits kind of way ...
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