Saturday, June 1, 2013

The Price of Beauty.


Lace is really pretty on clothes ... but it is kinda like crinolines ...


The idea is great but the reality is damn scratchy and irritating.

Crinolines makes ballerina's toes curl and then they leap through the air and whirl and bend all over the place trying to get the stuff away from their skin. I think they pull their hair back that tight into a bun just to try and creat diversionary pain so as to divert their attention away from their waist.  There is no acceptable hand movement in ballet for scratching oneself. 

We wear the stuff as little girls because we are not yet adept at sensory sensations and identifications and are easily distrated by pink and frilly. Pink is like a drug and it takes us a few years to beat it.

Lace is provided as a methadone to pink but they don't tell you the cost.  It may seem harmless but it takes no prisoners once it has you in its grasp.

Then we grow up and needing our pink substitue we buy into the add lace to be more feminine theory mainly from Victoria's Secret Angels who were acutally birthed by old bitter non winners in childhood beauty pageants who are exacting their revenge.  They see to it they plaster the lace stuff all over our lingerie and say "Here . . . wear this for your man." And then you are supposed to lay on the bed like some Christmas Present waiting to be unwrapped ... with bows and lace and such ...


Except that you kind of ruin the mood when the "christmas present" has to keep scratching themselves.

Which is why I just lay the outfit on the bed and tell my husband to take his time and when he is done I will be in bed ... in my comfortable flannel as hell ...

(oh an this is NOT lingerie ... but it does have lace on it and I just ran with it ... I am still running ... you should see me ...)

SKIN:  .::WoW Skins::. Chanell Sunkissed 01
HAIR:  AlliandAli Designs Elise
EYES:  IKON Destiny Eyes - Midnight
LASHES:  Hush  Lashes
OUTFIT and JEWELLERY:  Indyra Originals Mesh- Lola! Gaia Pants Set Coral
SHOES:  TOXIC   Party Pumps LEATHER (Multicoloured)
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