Sunday, July 21, 2013

Geese I Have Known and Ran From.



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Geese are better than dogs for guarding things.

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Geese think they are in charge of everything so if you happen to step in their puddle, even by complete accident, they will chase you ... and remember domesticated geese can fly enough to make up for their short legs and your foolish bravado that you can outrun them.  When they catch you they will bite you and draw blood ... not because they have sharp penetrating teeth but because they can squeeze and pinch your skin so tight with their beaks/bills/orange thingy on their face that they can pancake your skin until it bursts (think popping bubble wrap only substitute the gentle padded fingers for a large white angry thing with feathers).

And then they stomp all over you and leave webbed footprints on your face.


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The only thing that ever helps you recover from the physical and emotional scars of experiencing that in your childhood is the sheer joy of luring your brother down to the same puddle after he steals your diary and reads it out loud to everyone on the school bus.


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