I am wondering if Hallmark does a card for contacting your neighbours.
I need to send one that goes something like:
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
We don't mind the Chickens
But yours stink like poo.
There are just 2 chickens... in a cage ... on wheels. I don't know if they are supposed to be doing something in there but they aren't. They don't do tricks or even be fluffy and cute. They just sit there and cluck. They don't even try to lay eggs.
I am not even sure that the neighbours realize they are both girls. They certainly don't seem to understand the wheels on the bottom of the cage are not just for long walks in the park ... they can move them around the yard ... like in the direction of further away from me.
I considered going over in the middle of the night and moving them way back to the back of the yard but can chickens scream? How would I explain that? Getting caught in the glare of a flashlight wheeling chickens in the dark???
We have so few neighbours left who don't hate us . . . we would like to keep these.
Is it me?
I don't know why I am not more tolerant of their cats killing the birds, 5 dogs barking incessantly for 7 hours straight, or of them perving at us in the trees, or even of them sticking smelly chickens next to our house. What is wrong with me? Why can't I be more of a doormat? I am Canadian for crying out loud, where is my passive gene??? I should be apologizing to them for even feeling annoyed.
I may have to hand my Canadian National Parks pass back in next time I travel back home to Canada. They may even ban me from Tim Hortons.
I wonder if I get in a boat and canoe in they might have more compassion for me?
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