Thursday, October 24, 2013

Make It A Really Unexpected Surprise.


People get really crabby over the weather. If it is too hot, they complain and if it is too cold they complain. I think people just like to complain and be miserable.


I want to help the world to be a happier place. People just need to wake up to the fact they are happier than they think they are. Some people are happy and they don't know it and so you have to help them clap, and stamp their feet, and shout hooray .... otherwise they would never get to sing that song.

Some people are happy even when they shouldn't be. Like little kids should never smile or look happy when they are getting yelled at. It just makes things wayyy worse.

I don't think army guys should smile either when they are dropping and giving the yelly guy "50." I think it probably just encourages him to give them more.

I like to be happy when everyone is grumpy. It gives me kind of perverse pleasure to know that it must make them even crazier to think not everyone is suffering in the same way. Misery does love company.  Even people it might not otherwise associate with will do when we are talking real out and out misery. This is one case where the choir can come on in and be preached to. Warm bodies of any kind do.

I like driving people crazy. It is a gift. If you react completely opposite from what they want or expect ... lions won't eat you, for example.

 It's true.

 If you go out into the jungle and refuse to get on the lion spit with an apple in your mouth - the lion might not eat you BUT if you go out there and when the lion is charging at you, you don't scream or lie down, you pull out a bazooka and blow the lion away ... the lion is so suprised . . . it doesn't eat you.


Bazookas are a good surprise tactic to use in real life too.

No-one expects you have a bazooka in your purse.

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