Thursday, October 3, 2013

My Very Very Very Big Day.


Big day round here as in it was big. I mean really big.


I actually got down the scanner, hooked it up and scanned shit. I. DID. THAT.

I am updating my resume. I expect my hotmail account will be like overflowing in the morning with offers.

I am already booking my next vacation anticipating the big bucks rolling in once the world recognizes not only am I a fashionista whiz ... I can scan stuff. NO NO wait ... I am a fashionista whiz . . . I can handle technological equipment like a printer AND I can scan stuff.

I wonder if I can phone in an update to my yearbook.

I updated Linked In and I already have 5 more offers for penis enhancers. They think you HAVE a penis when you can scan stuff.

Yup, I am impressive beyond belief.

Hubby says I might want to tone down the "I handled the technological equipment" because watching him plug it in is not really "handling."

He also reminded me he was the one who lifted it down because I didn't want to break a nail.

Then he said I technically need to put the papers into the scanner and push the buttons and work the computer to tell people I "scanned" something. Evidently sitting out around the pool and asking if he is done yet is NOT "scanning."

He is so pendantic on things like precise meaning of words.

I told him not to sweat it, no-one is going to ever actually give me a scan test or anything.

They won't right???

SKIN:  WoW Skins Myst
HAIR:  Vanity Hair :Boys will be Boys-Light Blonds
EYES:  IKON 'Sunrise' Eyes - Brown Dark
LASHES:  Angel Rock Eyelash J curl Philisha Lashes
MAKE-UP:  WoW Skins
JEWELLERY:  Artistry by E  The Giada Set
NAILS:  Candy Nail  #P086 Gloria White
PURSE:  Purple Moon  PM Vintage Voyager Bag in Pink
DRESS:  ~Sassy!~ Slinky dress - pink
JACKET:  *SLAVE* Frill Coat
LEGGINGS:  Le Poppycock *Blossom Stockings* Cherry
SHOES:   Indyra Coquette Noir Shoes: Moxie Heels: Pink Python

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