Saturday, January 18, 2014

Just Imagine.


Almost all pills here in Australia come in blister backs because well, basically, in this heat and humidity everything just kind of eventually melts.


This is fine except there should be grave warnings ... like I am thinking some kind of flashing neon sign  . . . or a blow up attendant to make sure you are safe . . . because those things can be dangerous.

Imagine if you popped a couple of pills out into your hand, you are in a hurry, and you grab the glass, turn on the tap, fill the glass with enough water, throw the pills into your mouth, take a drink and swallow ...

So far so good right?

And then suddenly you realize something is stuck in your throat and you swallow and swallow and pour more water and drink that glass ... and then another one ... and another ... and you cough and cough and cough and it is still stuck and you realize ... it is not a pill ... it is sharp ... it is like metal ....

And you grab the blister pack and yes the backing is not still attached and it is not on the floor and you know you have a piece of foil stuck on your throat and it is not moving and you are probably going to die of tin foil poisoning so you run around the house with your hands to your throat only there isn't anyone home and you forget what the emergency number is because you are in a foreign country and you only know it is NOT 9-1-1.  And you are crying and you run outside and run up and down the street trying to wave down neighbours, or cars . . .  or low flying planes . . .  and then you realize you have no clothes on and you are scaring people so you run back into the house and drink more water and cough more.

And then it all sets in that there is no help and you are actually going to die and so you write out a quick will and imagine the funeral and how everyone will weep and just when you are about to lay out the clothes for the casket and in the midst of you screaming up at the heavens, "Why God, why do the good people all die young?" you suddenly realize that it has moved and you have swallowed it and you are actually going to live and that maybe there really is a God.


And then you have to pee because you drank so much water.

Just imagine that will you?  That could happen and it would be really really bad right?  I can't tell you how I know this, but I just do.  No-one should ever have to experience that.

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