Monday, January 20, 2014

Leaving On A Jet Plane.


I hate when you are sitting in a group of people chatting and some woman starts talking about how she can just put what she needs in a handbag and travel for 3 years.  


Like what happened to raise your hand and wait for someone to ask you to speak?  That worked well all through school right?  We should seriously think about reinstating that.

I take 8 trunks and then have to work my way back to what the planes allow.  I don't know how to choose between 18 pairs of shoes.  I need choices and no, the pink sandals are not at all like the hot pink ones.  Come on, are you blind???

I am an expert at getting things through the weigh in station. Like pack your extra large purse (no-one ever weighs that) wear 3-4 sets of clothes (no-one ever weighs you) and make sure you fill all your pockets.  Put as much stuff as you can in the laptop case and then carry several things in your hands.  That lady behind the counter cannot see much on the other side of the counter.

Once you are through you can put all that extra stuff into the carry on.  


Just make sure that you never ever let anyone on the plane help you lift that puppy into the overhead.  If it falls on them it could kill them.  They don't care so much about the dead bodies but if they find out you were over the weight limit ... 10 - 15 years easily.

This is not a how-to blog meant to encourage people to break the law .. this is a sharing ... a confession ... a cry for help ... made in a forest ... where there is no-one there to hear me so technically there is no sound.  This post will erase in a nanosecond ... it is typed with self dissolving virtual typing stuff.  Weightless.  Take as much of it on the plane as you want.

SKIN:  [Hush] Starr Skin - Berry
HAIR:   booN  SOT812 hair
EYES:  IKON Destiny Eyes - Midnight
LASHES:  Angel Rock Eyelash J curl Philisha Lashes
SWEATER:  all.berries - wrap cropped sweater - latte 
SKIRT:  r2 A/D/E rin mini-skirt [silver]
JEWELLERY:  *YS&YS* Afrika Set Bronze 
LEGGINGS: MM Paisley print
BOOTS:  Alyce The UltimateBoots

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