Tuesday, January 21, 2014

We Are All Apples in the Pie of Life.


Hubby is busy trying to tend to his fruit trees. We have been wondering why we have not had any custard apples.


Turns out the fruit is celibately virginal and requires someone to gather the male pollen which they are in the morning and put it with the female pollen which they turn into in the afternoon. (It could be the other way around .. I freely admit that when discussing the sexual nature of an apple, I was not completely riveted, nor was I hanging on hubby's every word.)

The bees will not go near them.

 Bees are apparently gender snobs and I think someone should immediately fund a whole programme to be paid for by the extra tax dollars we gather and have not yet spent on prostitutes for all the members of parliament. We need to take the message to the hives. Custard Apples are just like all the other fruits and are no more or more less on the food pyramid just because they are ambivalent about their sex and need help to create babies. They are not that different from many ministers or priests.

And fruit is even better for your health than religion is.


Isn't it awesome how Mother Nature is always a mother, always teaching us, always asking us to play nice with one another?  Isn't it cool that you think you are just breeding fruit and you are actually right in the middle of a metaphor of life and all that is wrong with it and how we judge people for ridiculous things when it really does not matter because in the end all the apples can just be together in a pie and make a dessert served with ice cream.

If you want to get a tattoo of that I would completely understand and not sue you for stealing it.   I think some movements are just that much bigger than the mind that conceives them ...

This would be a perfect example of that.

SKIN:  [Hush] Ivy Skin - WinterGreen
HAIR:  Analog Dog AD - bree
EYES:  IKON Destiny Eyes - Midnight
LASHES:  Angel Rock Eyelash J curl Philisha Lashes
DRESS:  Liv Glam [LG] Boutique-[Summer 13] Hate To Say I Told You Hud
SHOES:  NX-Nardcotix  Rebekah Pumps Liquorice
OTTOMON:  Circa Boutique Loft
MIRROR:  Circa Boutique Loft
BAG:  Liv Glam

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