Thursday, March 27, 2014

The Lessons of Easter.

We had a sure fire way of taking care of the parents idea that hunting for coloured Easter Eggs was fun fun fun .... when it was not not not.


I mean ok, you colour eggs, at 8 that was cool, but you put those in a basket and look at them and then if the adults want to make egg salad to eat in their lunches for the next 2 weeks (or longer depending if they want to be hospitalized or not) have at 'er.  But what are kids supposed to do with a basket full of coloured eggs?
You can't throw them at houses or cars, for the same reasons you cannot throw rocks at houses and cars. You can't keep them . . . and I am sorry ... but making egg salad is not on any kids wish list of top 10 things to do before they die, I don't care where they live.

So we just purposely "left" eggs in places where they were sure to stink badly as they deteriorated ... like one in grandma's big purse.  Of course you attach a note to it that says, "Grandma I love you so much, this was the prettiest egg, and I wanted you to have it forever."  And then you can put one up in the ottoman, through the torn part underneath, and one down the side of grandpa's Lazy Boy ....  after THAT year of Easter egg "never founds" the grandparents decided candy was a much safer choice.


Necessity might be the mother of all inventions but kids force the direction of those inventions with their ingenious minds and then they grow up and we take their minds from them and lock them in the dusty basements of our education halls and they grow up to be grandparents who for five months after Easter have THIS conversation every night:

Aardvark:  Do you smell something?
Humpydora:  Nope.
Aardvark:  Are you sure?  It kind of smells like rotten eggs.
Humpydora:  Nope.
Aardvark:  I swear it is worse than last night.
Humpydora:  Want me to make an appointment for you with the doctor to get your nose checked?
Aardvark:  Nope.

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