It may just be me. I have driven up and down the streets of my little town looking for women, out in their yards, dressed like this, all dewy and magical.
I even taped some gauze over my eyes to help but even if you squint your eyes, I mean even if you close your eyes, these women DO NOT look like this ... ever.
Maybe it is because they don't have PHAT asses they can attach and blow up breasts. I am pretty sure their ears and their eyes and their heads are the ones God gave them and NONE of them have elegant looking hands or feet ... although the one lady had hers down her pants and I didn't stick around to see what those looked like.
In fact with some of those ladies, I don't think they know that we can see them. I can push a lot of things beyond their boundaries ... I have several silk purses to stand as a testament to that fact that I am not deterred by the usual limits. Is it wrong to scream out a car window "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE JUST GO BACK INSIDE?" I mean, before 8 AM when you are allowed to start making noise? Can't a case be made for the greater good of the community and consider that I have a really lovely voice, even when I am yelling?
Maybe the magic is just all in their head ...
Or maybe I just live in a magic-less town. I know our internet is still pretty slow and some of the ladies are still wearing shoulder pads and big hair. Have we just been left behind ... again?
Damn the man.
Is there a Hallmark Card that says "Thinking of you - have you ever considered a mesh head?"
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