Friday, May 16, 2014

Sweaters of our Lives.


Some of my family in Canada are going to the mountains for the long weekend and I got kind of homesick for like a nanosecond.    There are things about Canada that you carry with you forever ....


Like your cable knit moose sweater . . . you have to carry it because you sure as heck don't want to wear it ... especially not outside of the root cellar.  You can't even throw those away.  I tried once and the garbage man knocked on my door and gave it back to me and said he was sorry that there were such sick people on this planet that would try to throw away a beautiful sweater like that.  I told him I thought it was wonderful that the city was willing to hire blind people to drive their garbage trucks.

He left my garbage ... all over my lawn.

I even tried to throw it out the window of a speeding car once, out in the wilderness ... but someone must have thrown a dog at the same time.  The dog picked it up and traveled three years to find me and bring it back to me.  I had to have my picture taken for the local paper wearing the sweater.  It made the front page.  We live in a small town.

My greatest fear is that I will be buried in it and when I get to heaven I will have to sit at the table with the rest of the moose sweater losers.


At least we will all be able to sing O Canada, and unite together in insisting we get an extra bottle of ketchup.   I am looking forward to meeting Tim Horton ... but I am not sitting next to Anne Murray or the Rankin Family.  Sorry.  Even moose sweater people have some lines they refuse to cross.

Googling how to unravel a moose without leaving any trace.

It's good to have goals.

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