My brother read in an encyclopaedia that our eyebrows are important because they, along with our eyelashes, help to keep dirt out of our eyes. He theorized that if dirt got into our eyes, we could get an infection that could get into our brain and we could die.
Please don't ask me to explain the mind of a 9 year old boy.
I was the victim of the crime. He lured me into the forest to see the nest of baby birds he had found, tied me up to a tree and shaved off my eyebrows. He probably would have plucked out my eyelashes but I had good teeth and managed to gnaw one of the ropes off and gave him a black eye.
BTW, I am the one that got in trouble because a punch could have caused real damage and my eyebrows would grow back.
Why was it common practice for people to buy entire sets of encyclopaedias for their kids and never even check them out to make sure what kind of information they contained? They could have been porn, or the complete guide for being a serial killer, and they would never have known. "Here kids, go get educated."
I became his entry project for the Science Fair. He observed me to see how long it would take for me to die. He kept blowing dirt at me and dragging me outside into the fallowed fields when it was windy. He kept a chart and built a coffin that he hoped I would be in for the big day and he could prove that we did indeed owe our lives to our eyebrows. It would be my death in the name of science so it would all be worth it.
He even did up a fake driver's license for me and donated my entire body to his science project.
The big day came and of course I was still alive. He cried and carried on that I had ruined his entire project. He accused me of blinking more than normal and of washing my face too often, just to wreck it for him.
My project however went ahead without fail.
My project was proving that "stupid" does not float. It actually has density, lots of "dense-ity." It involved my brother sitting on a little platform wearing a shirt that said "stupid." By pushing a button, the platform gave way and he was released into a big see-through tank of water. He would always go straight to the bottom of the tank and only by making movements with his hands and feet would be rise up to the top.
I had wanted to compare that with duct taping his arms and legs so he could not move and proving he would just stay at the bottom of the tank but my teacher pointed out that the coffin he had built for me was not big enough for him.
I guess that proves that "stupid" also occupies more space than intelligence too.
Ahh childhood memories .. they are just so ... magical in their nostalgic dreamlike quality aren't they? My screen fogged up several times while I was typing this.
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