THIS is a really sad day for me and not just because one of those crazy adult colouring ladies escaped with her felt pens and doodled all over Blissy … but with awesome technique … I would like to point out. I mean, if she were to post it in on one of those Facebook colouring groups, she would get soooo many "likes" and "loves" and maybe even some weeping. IF they have added that emotion yet. You know, the Italian mother kind of weeping when they child decides to become a priest or a nun or something.
It is a sad day because of the dogs next door which are howling in sorrow and sadness. Don't argue with me. I have recently found out I speak animal . .. and I don't even whisper when I do it. I figure those whisperers are just a bunch of fakes, afraid to speak out loud, because it is easier to smudge over a mistake in whisper talk than it is in real, loud talk.
You can shout out "chicken shits" right here if you like. It will probably help you get through the rest of this post if you release some of the tension.